What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?